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Buy high and sell low

December 16th, 2010 wiseinvestor No comments

We all know that to earn a positive return in the stock market is simply buy low and sell high, other than short selling. But this is easier said than done, given that majority of us still buy high and sell low. It is not a matter of having lower intelligence than others that result in us being fearful when others are also fearful and greedy when others are also greedy. It is simply emotion. We are all creatures of emotion.

I believe that we all at one time went through the following, it showcases how the general public invest…

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Make money online joke

March 6th, 2010 wiseinvestor 2 comments

Here is a sarcasm look at current make money online direct response websites selling ebooks on make money online surfacing here, there and everywhere.

The make money online joke begin from this point,

Imagine waking up richer than Bill Gates!

If you’ve ever dreamed of making easy money, you’re going to love this… Making a fortune online is so easy a monkey could do it, if he wanted to. Few monkeys have the time to surf online though, they’re usually too busy swinging from trees and eating bananas.

Are you skeptical considering I said easy money and mentioned a monkey?…

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A Letter to Bill Gates

June 4th, 2009 wiseinvestor 1 comment

Everyone who is not living under a rock would know that Bill Gates is the World’s richest man for more than 10 years.

This is what is going to happen if I sent him the following letter in an attempt to become a multi-millionaire in the shortest possible time.

Dear Bill Gates,

I would like to become a multi-millionaire. Could you please kindly transfer $10,000,000 into my bank account as soon as possible?

Thank you.

Regards,
wiseinvestor

P.S. Microsoft makes my favorite software. Seriously !

This is what he will possibly reply,

Dear wiseinvestor,

If you like my software, try

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This is how you do business

March 30th, 2009 wiseinvestor No comments

This is meant as a joke.

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: I will choose my own bride!

Father: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter.

Son: Well, in that case…OK

Another day,

The Father approaches Mr Bill Gates.

Father: I have a husband for your daughter

Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!

Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank

Bill Gates: Ah, in that case… OK

Lastly Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: I have a young man to…

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